Zombie Trickster
December 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh shit!
Stranger: what!!!
You: they shot me!
Stranger: crap ill get an ambulance
You: thank you! plz hurry!
Stranger: ok theyre on their way
You: thank you so much. are you spiderman 2?
Stranger: no im spiderman 3
Stranger: number 2 died
You: oh. that’s too bad. i love number 2. it relieves me when i’m done.
Stranger: yeah number 2 was the best
You: when i finish going number 2, i wash my hands to prevent the spread of germs. do you?
Stranger: yeah but i dont use soap
You: omfg that’s terrible! you must be doing some sort of new fangled biological warfare!
Stranger: yeah and its working
You: I.. CAN’T… BREATH!!!!!
You: i hope the ambulance gets here soon :O
Stranger: yeash so do i i don’t wanna loose you
Stranger: stay with me!!!!
You: *gasp* i’m trying!
Stranger: hang on there here
Stranger: theyre*
You: phew!
You: oh no… they’ll find out my secret…
Stranger: what secret
You: i don’t know if i can trust you… you do bio-warfare
Stranger: ywah against terrorists
Stranger: yea*
You: oh, ok. wash your hands and i’ll tell you my secret.
Stranger: ok *washes hands with soap*
Stranger: there done
You: thanks. my secret is…
You: i am a…
You: *deep breath*
You: zombie :’(
Stranger: OMG
You: i have to eat your flesh… i’m sorry :’(
Stranger: hang on though if your a zombie then how did that bullet hurt you
You: it was a trick
Stranger: OMG!!!!!!!!
You: all i want to do is eat your brains and the brains of the ambulance ppl
Stranger: NEVER!!!!!!
You: don
You: ‘t worry
Stranger: *pulls out ak47*
You: that
You: can’t
You: save
You: you!
Stranger: *riddles zombie with bullets*
You: ouch! stop that!
Stranger: no you’ll eat my brains
You: i’ll spare you and only eat the ambulance ppl
Stranger: no its another trick
You: i swear, it’s not!
Stranger: *pulls out rocket launcher*
You: oh shit
You: that’s going to blow me into pieces
You: JUST LIKE IN QUAKE!!!!
Stranger: yeah its my assurance
You: Nooooooooooo!!!!!
Stranger: *runs away from zombie*
You: well. now my feelings are hurt.
Stranger: i just let you live
You: but i died inside. besides, i was already dead.
Stranger: then it doesnt mattr
Stranger: matter*
You: touché
Stranger: haha
You: what if i told you i’m not a zombie?
Stranger: then i wont blow you up
You: i’m not a zombie
Stranger: how can i trust you?
You: feel my heart. it’s beating.
Stranger: hmm ok
Stranger: *feels heart*
You: HA! I GOT YOUR ARM AND I’M EATING IT!
You: sorry i tricked you again, i was hungry :’(
Stranger: curse and drat
You: here, you can have my arm
You: *takes off arm and tossed it to you*
Stranger: now weve only got one arm each
You: wow that
You: is weird
Stranger: what we gonna do with just one arm each
You: high five!
Stranger: hell yeah!!!
You: *high fives*
Stranger: *high fives back*
You: *is filled with new life and is no longer a zombie*
Stranger: YAY!!!!! ive saved you from the zombie curse
You: Thank you, stranger!
Stranger: and all it cost me was one arm
You: lol
Stranger: it was worth it
You: usually it’s an arm and a leg
Stranger: haha but this time there wasa 50% sale
You: since you saved me at a discount of 50%, i
You: i’ll let you not use soap
Stranger: lol thank you i hate not using soap
You: well, this has been an awesome conversation, but alas i must go :’(
Stranger: ahhhhh all good things must come to an end
You: including soap. so long, stranger. and thanks again for saving my life.
Stranger: no problem all in a days work
You: are you… batman?
Stranger: no i am………
Stranger: zombie saving arm giving man!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WOW! Thanks, zombie saving arm giving man! You saved the day!!!! Bye! :)
Stranger: goodbye citizen
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Pants from USA
(42 votes, score: 4.52)
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