You Are Not Fit to Rule
March 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bunnys are going to take over the world with their cuteness and their leadrs name id Bunn-Bunn
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: how can we stop it?
You: we must find Bunn-Bunn and destory him and his infunate line of heirs
Stranger: you know what?
You: but we need an army just to get to him
Stranger: i think it may be easier to find a myxomatosis strain and unleash it amongst different continents where bunnies are found. just let nature do it you know?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: better plan.
Stranger: i win.
Stranger: you are not fit to rule.
You: u may be right but i was the first to know and we still need to warn people that live near bunnys
Stranger: and make our citizens paranoid?
Stranger: also that would just increase the amount of skeptics!
Stranger: we would have people sympathetic to rabbits, trying to stop our plan.
You: but they need to know think of children that want pet bunnys thats get to u
Stranger: we should keep it top secret.
Stranger: well they will soon forget what bunnies are when they are extinct.
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: best plan
Stranger: you reinforce my ideas with every sentence.
You: ture very ture but how do we keep it from killing other animals
Stranger: myxomatosis only affects rabbits of course!
You: i did not know that
Stranger: obviously.
Stranger: if it killed all animals.
Stranger: then britain would not be inhabited.
Stranger: seeing as they used it to keep the rabbit population under control.
You: wow u learn something new every day
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: you can thank me, then indirectly thank radiohead.
Stranger: or wikipedia.
You: yes well that doesnt solve the problem completly though u see,
Stranger: /oh
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: **
You: Bunn-Bunn the leader lives on pluto
Stranger: what?
Stranger: how?
You: he is an alien bunny
Stranger: then how is he conveying messages to the bunny armies on earth?
You: one of his sons has come here to do it for him
Stranger: oh we just kill him with the strain
Stranger: then he will have no army and be powerless
You: yes that is true
Stranger: seee
Stranger: i always win
You: but he may come here himself if that happens he is ruthless and crule
Stranger: oh i am sure we can beat him.
Stranger: he is just a bunny!
You: but hes a giant bunny
You: he could squish us all
Stranger: then how does he fit on pluto???!!!!
Stranger: contradictions!
You: i dont know
Stranger: you are making this up!
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: why would you lie to me?
You: but it was fun
Stranger: fun at my expense is not amusing
Stranger: why its enough to make me cry!
You: well im sorry for making u cry i thought it be fun
Stranger: *sobs*
Stranger: you monster
Stranger: your apologies mean nothing to me
You: y am i the monster u went along with it
Stranger: i believed you!
Stranger: how dare you blame the victim!
You: its stupid how could u believe it
Stranger: why are you so cruel?
Stranger: it is very believable.
You: tell me how?
Stranger: bunnies so often attack
Stranger: why my own pet rabbit, napoleon attacked me just yesterday
Stranger: we are estranged
You: well thats ur problem not mine u probably forgot to feed him
Stranger: oh no no. he is from pluto, and therefore can generate his own food.
Stranger: he is rather large.
You: then how do u know Bunn-Bunn isnt real
Stranger: i never said he was not real!
Stranger: i never said there was not a war soon!
Stranger: you lied to me because you said that bunn-bunn was on pluto!
Stranger: when he is in fact sitting next to me!
Stranger: typing everything into this computer that you are reading now
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: i thought was on pluto its not my fault i was lied to
Stranger: who told you i was on pluto?
You: my insite thats who u r geting the name never
Stranger: by the way, see i always win.
Stranger: i am getting the name never?
Stranger: i do not wish to be called never.
Stranger: i prefer napoleon.
You: no u will never get the name of my insite i didnt call u never
Stranger: commas would have been helpful
Stranger: goodbye!
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Bunnys from USA
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