Wrong Shop
April 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello can I help you? *opening door to shop*
You: Yes, I’d like to browse your goods.
You: Is that a problem?
Stranger: No feel free! *stands back inviting you in* What exactly are you looking for?
You: I don’t know.
You: I’m looking for a friend, I think.
You: One with certain qualifications, of course.
Stranger: Oh and what are these qualifications? *straightening tie*
You: Well, for one, they must be able to form coherent senteces, using correct grammar.
You: Also, I’d like to speak to them without petty abbreviations such as “LOL” and “ASL”.
Stranger: Done and done.
You: Oh yeah, and they must be a ninja.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Emily from USA
(66 votes, score: 4.56)
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