Would You Like to Have Your Brains Eaten?
April 6th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you like to have your brains eaten?
Stranger: cause i can arrange something
You: what do you mean eaten
Stranger: as in digested. put in mouth then swallow, letting enzymes break down proteins
You: no why would anybody want this?
Stranger: because it’s the latest trend in zombieland
You: its like asking if somebody wants to give you all his posessions
You: probability seems vanishingly low
You: do you not agree
Stranger: no, this is worse
Stranger: you die
You: so
You: why are you even trying?
Stranger: because i like little boys.
You: i dont see the relation
Stranger: oh. you’re not a little boy?
You: well maybe i am something similar
Stranger: a little girl? children is just the general audience
You: no i mean maybe i am a state official
Stranger: i don’t see the relation.
You: maybe we got contracts with omegle and your ip is currently monitored
You: maybe you talked yourself into serious problems
You: just maybe
Stranger: maybe it’s a joke.
You: the really fun part is that this doesn’t make a difference to us
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by State Official from USA
(38 votes, score: 4.47)
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