World War II Dogfight
April 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the enemy aircraft are approacing and will soon be on your 6 what do you do?
Stranger: bank hard left
You: you bank hard left the enemy efferghously keeps pace and begins to draw lead
Stranger: I panic and dive steeply
You: as you dive for the deck the g forces press you into the back of your seat, the enemy aircraft are detered because your p-47 thunderbolt is better at diving than nazi bf-109′s
You: you pull out in a crushing 6 g’s barely above tree top level you see an elderly german farmer flipping you the bird but he soon fades into the distance which is what happens when your flying ant 300 feet
You: *at
Stranger: I check my 6
You: you check your six nothing is directly behind you excpt for a large cloud of startled birds from the trees however on your 3 o clock a german fighter is diving while fireing at you
Stranger: I attempt to perform a half cuban eight
You: you failed
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I was never too good at these choose you own endings
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jeremy from USA
(19 votes, score: 4.16)
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