Wolf and Rain
April 6th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you have Skype?
You: why
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: It’s nice to find a moral female on here.
You: whoa. how did you know i was a girl?
Stranger: I’m psychic.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I’m Wolf. What’s your name?
You: ha that was a bit weird….but i suppose you have a 50/50 chance
You: Rain
Stranger: Nice choice.
Stranger: Actually…
Stranger: Most males would’ve answered, “yes.”
You: haha, would they now
Stranger: Sad but true.
Stranger: Yep.
You: i take it you always ask that question then?
Stranger: Skype is cam chatting ;)
You: i know what it is lol
Stranger: Nope. This was my first time with that one.
Stranger: So, how old are you?
You: 20
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: USA?
You: yessir
Stranger: Christian or non-Christian?
You: lol
You: christian
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Homeschooled or public schooled?
You: well i’m in college now….but i attended private school my whole life
Stranger: Or private?
Stranger: Cool. Girl-only?
You: ya
You: just high school though
Stranger: That was wise, I suppose.
Stranger: Go wild in your late teens?
You: ha what are you? some kind of psychiatrist?
Stranger: Just asking the questions that will lead me to my bride.
You: okay. you either made that statement either because 1) you are really weird 2) you’re still weird and are trying to freak me out 3)
Stranger: It’s not a new routine, in case you’re wondering.
Stranger: 3?
You: haha
You: 3). you are kind of awesome for trolling
Stranger: I’m not a troll. i’m the author of a new book on purity and marital responsibility.
Stranger: But that’s besides the point…
Stranger: Did you go wild when you were in your late teens?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 27
You: i kind of doubt that a person named wolf is writing a book on purity and marital responsibility
Stranger: Two years older than the man for whom you should be looking.
Stranger: It’s true, I promise.
You: are you native american?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I’m a Caucasian and a Christian.
You: okay…
Stranger: Okay?
Stranger: Did you make any significant mistakes in your older teens? If you did, then you instinctively know what I’m asking.
You: well i’ve never been pregnant or been in jail
Stranger: Have you retained your purity?
You: hmm never had that question phrased such like that
You: but no
Stranger: That’s unfortunate. By having lost your purity, you became 70% more likely to end up divorced. I’m looking for a solid deal. You’re too risky. Sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Haley from USA
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“That’s unfortunate. By having lost your purity, you became 70% more likely to end up divorced. I’m looking for a solid deal. You’re too risky. Sorry.”
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