Witty Stranger
March 5th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello?
You: hi?
Stranger: Are you going to spontanously disconnect?
You: never
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: May I ask you for your name or title?
You: william
You: or fire truck
Stranger: Hi, I am Randy, or Echo481.
You: ‘ello
Stranger: How are you?
You: rather good
Stranger: I am swell, thanks for asking.
Stranger: Hello?
You: ‘ello
You: now what?
Stranger: We are suppose to talk about something.
You: i will tell you what!
You: it is time to dance!
You: yeah!
Stranger: Ok?
You: <(“)^
You: ok, dance time is over
Stranger: I know what! how about Ergodics?
You: no thanks…
Stranger: Awwwww…………….
You: ok, sure
You: what is Ergodics?
Stranger: http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/a/4/fa4e56e2ec38941340c0f0ef2554c10c.png, This image is the ergodic theorem.
You: hmm,
You: it seems to be flawed
Stranger: The Ergodic Theorem stats that the total motion of one particle in a given area is = to the total movement of all particles at a given moment, in a given area.
You: wrong.
You: what type of particle?
Stranger: Please, fix my error.
Stranger: Any particle.
Stranger: In that given area.
You: what about a particle of gas?
Stranger: Ok, what about it?
You: i don’t know :D
You: but really, what about the S.E.P. field?
You: then the particles do not notice the other one is moving.
Stranger: I am not the smartest person in the world, what is the S.E.P. field?
You: Somebody Else’s
You: Problem
Stranger: Yes but the THEOREM does not state that it is about PEOPLE.
You: it is true with particle’s. everything has a mind.
Stranger: Atoms do not technically have a mind.
You: the flower pot, when it was falling, had a thought proccess
You: hello?
Stranger: Hello?
You: hi?
Stranger: How?
You: the book stated so.
Stranger: What book?
You: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Stranger: …
Stranger: Serioulsy.
You: yes, it did
Stranger: So then the answer to life is 42?
You: yes
Stranger: Well lets find out!
Stranger: An average human lives to 63 respectivly.
You: but to truly know the answer you must first know what you are asking
Stranger: 1/3 of its life is sleepind.
Stranger: Sleeping*
You: answer to life, the universe, and everything
You: not just humans
Stranger: Hold up.
You: why?
Stranger: I got to solve the problem.
You: ok…
Stranger: Ok around 20 years in total respectivly is slepping.
Stranger: Sleeping*
Stranger: So we subtract 20 from 63 and get 43.
Stranger: So, the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy is 1 number off.
You: for HUMAN life.
Stranger: Which if God is create, that is The Universe and Time.
Stranger: Correct*
Stranger: Human=Time=Space=Universe.
You: i se
Stranger: I have to admit though, the real anser is 42.21 rounded is 42.
Stranger: Answer*
You: you lie.
Stranger: How?
Stranger: 1/3 of 63 is 20.79.
Stranger: 63- 20.79= 42.21.
You: umm….. ok
Stranger: Do you see now?
You: you only seem to be thinking of humans.
Stranger: Because humans are everything. They live Time, Time is a part of space, and space is The Universe.
You: humans are not everything…
Stranger: In a cense.
Stranger: Sense*
Stranger: They are consisted of matter.
Stranger: Matter is everything.
You: but… matter is not only humans…
Stranger: I know, it is everything.
You: sorry, i have to do the tango.
Stranger: Ok.
You: do you want to do the tango with me?
Stranger: No.
You: why?
Stranger: I have mathmatics that I would rather do.
You: geek.
You: you could do a mathematical tango
Stranger: Igniramus.
Stranger: Or in other words, Ignorant.
You: geek’s are cool
Stranger: Well, I will see you later, I have to learn Standard Deviation.
You: k
You: go be nerdy
Stranger: Ok.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by William from USA
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Your conversational partner does not understand basic math.
1/3 of 63 is 21. 2/3 of 63 is 42. If the average human lives up to age 63, and spends 1/3 of his or her life sleeping, then the average human is awake for 42 years. Might want to run a fact check on the statistics though.
Um, I think I lost them at ergodics.