Viking Quarrel
March 12th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, honey. I’m home!
Stranger: GOD YOU FUCKING BASTARD
You: What?
Stranger: *tosses a knife at you which narrowly misses and imbeds itself on the wall*
You: Sweetheart, what’s wrong?
Stranger: You killed them.
Stranger: Damnit, I respect your decisions
Stranger: but do you REALLY
Stranger: HAVE
Stranger: TO BE A BERSERKER?
Stranger: I UNDERSTAND
Stranger: that it’s part of the Nord culture to be a berserker
Stranger: but you KILLED
Stranger: our NEIGHBORS.
Stranger: That’s what I thought.
Stranger: I’ll be in our room.
You: what are you talking about?
You: I didn’t kill anyone.
Stranger: Yes, you did.
You: Honey, look into my eyes.
You: Do you really think I could be a killer?
Stranger: You’re a Nord berserker.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Yes, I do.
Stranger: You’re holding a goddamned broadaxe.
Stranger: I’LL BE IN OUR ROOM.
Stranger: *walks off*
You: Betty!
You: Damn.
Stranger: WHO THE F-
Stranger: *turns*
Stranger: WHO
Stranger: the FUCK
Stranger: is BETTY?
You: I-
You: She’s…
Stranger: GODDAMNIT I’M NOT EVEN A WOMAN
Stranger: HOW THE *HELL*
Stranger: DO YOU CONFUSE US?
Stranger: ME
Stranger: AND SOME
Stranger: ‘BETTY’
Stranger: I’m leaving.
Stranger: That’s it.
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Not anymore with this bullcrap.
Stranger: Nope.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Jack from USA
(31 votes, score: 4.45)
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