White Power
February 8th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: if you dont stop the monkeys, the zombies will attack at midnight and make all the dogs grow hair all over themselves
You: oh shit not again
Stranger: they still havent recovered from last time!
You: i say we throw bricks at them!
Stranger: can they be bricks of black tar heroin?
You: yeah sure, wrapped in banana’s
Stranger: covered in peanut butter
You: soaked in shark sperm
Stranger: surrounded by bull penis
You: bull’s fed with octupus testicles
Stranger: covered in chocolate sauce
You: and roasted in a chinese ma’s blood
Stranger: of course
Stranger: theres no other way
You: i know, they just taste crap i you use a korean man’s blood
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: where u from?
You: England
Stranger: usa
You: ok
Stranger: go have a cup of tea u english faggot
Stranger: white power
You: tea sucks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ewan from England
(44 votes, score: 4.52)
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