When Birds Arouse
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ever been aroused by watching ducks eat bread?
Stranger: have you.?
Stranger: whoaa i just noticed i have big thighhs && im super skinny is that a good thing?
You: No! oh god its the fucking rapture!
Stranger: oh shit.
Stranger: imma go kill myself.
You: With bombs!
You: and a fire house and a gerbil!
Stranger: fuck u ass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by LaceyRobyn from USA