When Birds Arouse

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When Birds Arouse

March 7th, 2011

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: ever been aroused by watching ducks eat bread?

Stranger: have you.?

Stranger: whoaa i just noticed i have big thighhs && im super skinny is that a good thing?

You: No! oh god its the fucking rapture!

Stranger: oh shit.

Stranger: imma go kill myself.

You: With bombs!

You: and a fire house and a gerbil!

Stranger: fuck u ass.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by LaceyRobyn from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations

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katie

March 13th, 2011 at 04:38 | #1

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This …… Was …… Me :o lmfao that guy cut half on the convo out *:L

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