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When Birds Arouse

March 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: ever been aroused by watching ducks eat bread?
Stranger: have you.?
Stranger: whoaa i just noticed i have big thighhs && im super skinny is that a good thing?
You: No! oh god its the fucking rapture!
Stranger: oh shit.
Stranger: imma go kill myself.
You: With bombs!
You: and a fire house and a gerbil!
Stranger: fuck u ass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by LaceyRobyn from USA

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  1. katie
    March 13th, 2011 at 04:38 | #1

    This …… Was …… Me :o lmfao that guy cut half on the convo out *:L