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February 19th, 2010
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: what’s up?
You: the sky
You: ceiling
You: planes
You: helecopters
You: tree tops
You: squirells
You: telephone wires
You: clouds
You: the sun
You: stars
You: space station
You: birds
You: an eagle
You: some geese
You: sandhill cranes
You: bats
You: mosquitoes
You: bats
You: an insect
You: rooftops
You: buildings
You: the troposphere
You: mountaintops
You: snow until it hits the ground
You: someone jumping
You: my hir
You: hair
You: my head
You: my hand
You: the second story
You: the third story
You: an egret
You: a breaching whale
You: a paper plane
You: a kite
You: fireworkds
Stranger: wow
You: bombs
You: i’m surprised your still here
You: paratroopers
You: bungie jumpers
You: skydivers
You: a fork that a threw up in the air
You: bottal rockets
You: radio waves
You: light
You: the moon
You: asteroids
You: commets
You: mars
You: the hubble telescope
You: sputnik
You: an american flag
You: a lunar lander
You: people
You: in the space station
Stranger: mhmm
You: yea not just random people
You: did i squirells?
Stranger: you did
Stranger: you must be extremely bored
You: i did mention squirells
You: ?
You: and yes
You: i am very bored
Stranger: you did mention squirells
Stranger: but you did not mention squirrels (note the spelling)
You: o yea
You: its a difficult word to spell
You: have you ever noticed that squirrels always eat nuts
You: with two hands
Stranger: they couldn’t possibly eat it with only one hand. their hands are much too small
You: but you have noticed that
You: right?
Stranger: yes
You: have you notice how occasionally they look up
You: they look up and go “what…eh…. (looking around)…….”
You: as if there going
You: “did i leave the gas on?”
You: then they relize
You: “no, no i’m a fucking squirrel!”
You: and they go back to eating there nut
You: you ever relize that
You: notice that?
You: nubuelas are also up
You: as are white drawf stars
You: red giants
You: galaxies
You: super clusters
You: solar systems
You: quazars
You: black holes
You: the USS enterprise
You: spock
You: captain kirk
You: the clingons
You: luke skywalker
You: god
You: heaven
You: darthvadar
You: an x wing
You: two destroyed death stars
You: the milinium falcon
You: someone who is stoned
You: a chiminey
Stranger: isn’t it klingon?
You: is it
You: I’m not a fan of star trek
Stranger: i believe so
You: well klingon’s are up
You: shooting stars
You: carl fredrickson
You: russel
You: dug the dog
You: a blimp
You: a zepplin
You: a hot air balloon
You: occasionally a bmx rider or a skatboarder
You: smoke goes up
You: so does fire
You: greenhouse gasses
You: the troposphere
You: mounteverest
Stranger: already said that
You: awwww
You: come one
You: give me a break
You: do you catch the references from “up” the movie
You: balloons
You: this is getting hard
You: hot air
You: low pressure system
You: a storm
You: high pressure system
You: steam
You: the ozone layer
You: whatever is above the ozone layer
You: a grenade
You: bullets
You: apples on a tree
You: coconuts
You: monkeys
You: a coccoon
You: spider webs
You: a hat
You: a ponytail
You: a saddle
You: a mustasch
Stranger: how old are you? if you don’t me asking
You: 20
Stranger: **mind me asking
You: and you have no idea how bored I am
You: what about you
Stranger: i’m 16
You: so you must be pretty damn bored too
Stranger: i’m doing history homework, so yes. pretty damn bored
You: ahh ok
You: ghengis khan was up
You: so was alexander the great
You: the great pyramids
You: the lighthouse of alexandria
You: zues
You: mount olympus
You: the minotar is definitly NOT up
You: nor it hades
You: but
You: helios is
You: as is his chariot
You: what part of history are you studying
Stranger: the renaissance at the moment
You: the globe theater was up
You: shakespere was up in popularity
You: the “high” renosaunce
Stranger: you’re quite smart
Stranger: despite the spelling :]
You: i actually kind of like history
You: and i’m typing fast
You: hamlet
You: ?
You: he was down
You: very down
You: sad person
Stranger: mhmm
You: ok so what excatly are you studying
Stranger: i’m doing a project right now on people i’d like to invite to a dinner party that are from the renaissance
Stranger: i just started school, so we’re reviewing our summer work
You: ahh ok
You: i guess shakesphere is the only person from renaissance that i know of
You: is Voltair from that time
You: icaraus was up
You: he fell though
You: his dad did make it though
You: the curtain is up
Stranger: voltair, i think so
You: who do you have at your dinner table
Stranger: mmm
You: mmm
Stranger: raphael
Stranger: copernicus
Stranger: galileo
Stranger: francis bacon
Stranger: queen isabella
Stranger: and machiavelli
You: was charlemaign that time
You: he was up too
You: in france
You: pinsetters are up
You: a golf ball
You: seagull
You: a moth
You: butterflies
You: flies in general
You: air bud
You: michael jordan
You: reggie bush
You: a long jumper
You: a high jumper
You: a hurdler\
You: air bud
You: lightening
You: thunder
You: wind
You: pollen
You: bumble bees
You: birds nest
You: branches
You: leaves
You: an umbrella
You: a hood
You: a bonnet
You: a beacon
You: someones ego
Stranger: to be honest, i’m surprised i haven’t left yet
You: I am too
You: i really am
You: i think you think its funny
Stranger: i don’t know
Stranger: i kind of just let you write things while i do research and then i read all of what you say at one time
You: o ok
You: have you beeen counting by chance
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i think you’re well past 100
You: yea me too, its actually kind of tiring me out
Stranger: haha
Stranger: at least you’re not as bored anymore
You: o yea thanks for staying on
Stranger: no problem
You: 162 or there abouts
You: a 3d puzzle
You: a skilift
You: a tower
You: jesus
You: rome is up 7 times
You: a dragon
You: the nazgul
You: the eye of sauron
You: saromaun
You: ayers rock
You: the space needle
You: an observation deck
You: the rim of the grand canyon
You: pinecones
You: an owl
You: hooks
You: rafters
You: lightbulbs
You: an archway
You: monkey bars
You: a basketball hoop
You: the north pole
You: santa clause
You: his 9 reindeer
You: elevators
You: self esteem
You: that island that is in “Gulivers Travels”
You: the red barron
You: the wright brothers
You: Obama’s popularity
You: presumable your grades
You: presumably
You: *
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: presumably
You: you’ll have to find out
You: you’ll have to wait
Stranger: i will
Stranger: at least until tomorrow
You: at least until tomorrow
You: the magic school bus
You: transformers on a telephone pole
You: telepones poles
You: the luftwaffe
You: an f 14
You: harrier jet
You: a pilot
You: UFO’s
You: ET
You: constellations
You: Philippe Petite
You: what time is it where you are
Stranger: 9:28 pm
You: west coast
You: where at
You: redwoods are up
You: the california screamer is up
You: hangliders too
You: bears sometimes stand up
You: a hill
You: ladders
You: stairs
You: mary poppins
You: the wizzard of oz
You: superman
You: wonderwomen
You: batman
You: but only on occasion
You: spiderman
You: bridges
You: gondola’s
You: loveland pass
You: mount shasta
You: mount whitney
You: lake tahoe
Stranger: mhmm
You: so you are on the west coast right
You: and yes I am still here
You: are you actually reading everyone
Stranger: i am on the west coast
Stranger: not every single one, but most
You: wow ok
Stranger: oh, california
You: ahh
You: where at
You: in california
Stranger: near san francisco
You: ahh “the city”
You: i’ve been once
You: but i think i’m done
You: can’t think of anything else thats up
You: a canopy
You: or
You: the canopy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wow, you’re done?
You: i dont’ know
You: its getting late over here
You: do you have any?
You: i think i’ve done like 220
Stranger: i have renaissance facts on my mind
Stranger: no things that are up
You: o yea
You: flying squirrels
You: squirrels nest
You: tree bark
You: glass
You: gas prices
You: mexican immigration
You: canada
You: statues
You: coupula’s
You: press box
You: Kanye West’s ego
You: the attic
You: a loft
You: sopranoes
You: rockets
You: statosphere
You: thermosphere
You: exosphere
You: mesosphere
You: but not in that order
You: mercury
You: mars
You: mercury
You: venus
You: earth
You: mars
You: jupitor
You: saturn
You: uranus
You: neptune
You: pluto
You: Gozer from ghostbusters
Stranger: not pluto anymore
Stranger: unless you don’t count it as a planet
You: its still up
You: it isn’t a planet for some reason
You: but its up there a ways
You: i really am done now
You: thanks for “listening”
You: :)
Stranger: i did listen
Stranger: well, read
Stranger: but, no problem :
Stranger: **:]
You: good luck with the paper
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Colin from USA

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  1. Colin
    February 19th, 2010 at 14:14 | #1

    ME! I did this

  2. February 19th, 2010 at 17:07 | #2

    you really like air bud do you.

  3. Colin
    February 19th, 2010 at 17:25 | #3

    Air Bud was up wasn’t he?

  4. breanne
    February 19th, 2010 at 17:40 | #4

    lmao , that’s great colin. ;P

  5. Colin
    February 20th, 2010 at 01:33 | #5

    Damn! #3

  6. Johnny Tremain
    February 20th, 2010 at 02:01 | #6

    you are amazing my friend, amazing

  7. Calli
    February 20th, 2010 at 09:49 | #7

    No life. Honestly. But so good. I lol’d.

  8. Carlos ruiz
    February 21st, 2010 at 17:28 | #8


  9. Colin
    February 21st, 2010 at 17:55 | #9


  10. Colin
    February 21st, 2010 at 21:02 | #10

    What is it sebastion? I’m counting matches
    I…uh….what…I….I think I’d better leave
    Yes I think you’d better have

  11. Eddie
    February 28th, 2010 at 02:26 | #11

    Whoever did this just got points in my book for knowing Eddie Izzard.

  12. Leo
    February 28th, 2010 at 03:20 | #12

    This is amazing. Colin, you’re ridiculous but I dig your style. I’m not sure there’s anyone else I would rather be incredibly bored with more.

  13. Master_Chief
    February 28th, 2010 at 14:16 | #13

    Wow..it’s wonderful…
    @colin: Cheers!
    I really liked almost all of the things “up there” especially the pluto part was awesome. :)

  14. itriedtodisappear
    March 1st, 2010 at 04:04 | #14

    @ Colin: are you the same Colin I had the “mac ‘n cheese on a trampoline served with soy sauce” conversation with?

  15. colin
    March 1st, 2010 at 08:25 | #15

    naw sorry

  16. colin
    March 1st, 2010 at 11:10 | #16

    naw sorry

  17. krod
    March 5th, 2010 at 16:06 | #17

    Up is the opposite of down but this means nothing outside of a planetary gravity field

  18. March 8th, 2010 at 04:34 | #18

    hey everbody

  19. deedra
    March 10th, 2010 at 16:54 | #19

    thank you for mentioning the space needle

  20. Colin
    March 11th, 2010 at 17:15 | #20

    It wasn’t mentioned for the food they serve……on a lighter note, i do love seattle

  21. Durkah Durkah?
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:35 | #21

    That’s awesome.

  22. Blake
    April 17th, 2010 at 00:55 | #22

    So. Much. Win.

  23. 2401
    June 4th, 2010 at 22:17 | #23

    wow what can two bored men do together alone, my gf asked? THIS is the non-dirty answer!