What is Your Download Speed?
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, how are you?
Stranger: hey, im 16 m, looking to have a good cyber fuck
You: Oh, have you lubed up your hard drive?
You: Or is it still a floppy disk?
Stranger: floppy disk, but thats where u come in?
You: Wanna put it in my USB port, or my CD drive ;)
Stranger: ur microphone jack actually
You: Ohhh, naughty boy
You: So what’s your download speed ;P?
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Linden from Australia