What is Omegle?
Omegle is a website where you are paired up with a random stranger to chat with. The anonymity of the service will often bring out some great creativity and bizarre behaviour so after having a bunch of really funny and puzzling conversations I decided to make this website as a tribute to the genius that is Omegle.
Visit http://www.omegle.com/ to start your journey into the bizarre world of anonymous chatting.
Fat penguins
Just thought I’d say something to break the ice!! Hahahahaha!
The ice is now broken.
Oh yoda, always a jokster.
Great way of breaking the ice Yoda
Well, fat penguins do break the ice~
@Alice
Good chatting with you, Alice. If I see Pikachu or Mario on I’ll think of you. lol
@Marlene
Same here! Next time you get the Mario line, don’t disconnect xD It may be me :P lol
I don’t think this site is being updated… sucks…
@CornishRocker
D: I know, I’ve submitted some good convs but they haven’t been uploaded yet.
Okay guys I have had some time off for a while but this site will now be updated again. I have like 300 convos to go through and weed out the good ones to to post so just keep checking and eventually new stuff will appear.
Ok, cool. I hope some of mine go up.
@Yoda
i like penguins
talk
Man I hope one or two of mine go up. ive had some really funny ones.
I am going through another huge batch of submissions tommorow, let’s hope there are some gems in there.
Sweet!
Sorry, my actual name I go by is Zombie Slayer. ull see if that convo gets up XD
so when u gonna post these new ones?
hey people
Ok seriously, Why arent you posting any new conversations?
Now :)
why are you guys funnier than i am.
Bumps.
99 m Tibet.
Anyone?.
Will!! the only problem with this omegle thing is u can’t track down the people u talk to. Which is bad for us stalkers. I really enjoyed talking to you. If u ever read this totally add me. For the good times…we’ve missed out on
thank u
@KoDen
67 both Afghanistan.
Sexy pics?
xD
cockstain
Dickwand
oioioi whats up gaveler !!!!! o what ocouring
The ice is not only broken, it is brutaly killed!
!!
if you want this website to be a success like failblog.org or failbooking.com, you should put up new conversations everyday…. its been 5 days since your last post. You’re losing fans. someone is going to take this idea and do a better job.
Is this a website or a chat-room? Hm… let’s ask Master Yoda, and maybe that fat penguin in the back over there.
@Marlene
hello pichachu
i was talking to someone and was enjoying the convo, and then the connection imploded! its too bad theres no way to ever talk to them again:( if u read this tell me haha
alguem gostaria de conversa comigo?
balls
@Alice
Hey
hiiiiiiii im fat
hey
Have you noticed that the more you scroll down, the less Yoda and fat penguins are talked about?
helow?
heeeey x
@Decky mc kee
Hey there
Hey x
Hey People
Heloo someone talk to us (:
@Yoda
lawlawalrus! Turbo puns!
So far all I’ve ended up getting are girls asking for a/s/l. Apparently “Ahoy!” isn’t an exciting opening line, either. Where are the fun people I’ve seen lurking around here? ;_;
The fat penguin fell through the ice and is being followed by sea lions…
But lucky for the fat penguin the sea lions were not following him with the intent to harm him; they only wanted to play.
hola, hah i thought id bring sum spanish! so who’s a fat pengiun!? lmao…..i like da coulor green, and yes im irish! and nota alcho! haah
@Yoda
haha they are fat
I think that monkeys at the zoo should have to wear
sunglasses so that they cannot hypnotize you.
Hi !
hi im gay
Good for you Genesis.
lol stfu
HELLLO …….. i am bored !!!!!!!
Heey Charlotte
hellloooooooo
justin bieber is a fag
Who live in a Pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! Who died in a oil spill because of BP? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Distorted Penguins! Its a Ska Band look it up!
And Jesus was a teenager too!
Blaaaah :L Hello peoplee (: Ohh Haii :L
When will we be allowed to submit conversations?
:D
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
OHAI :D
In the garden of the neighborn always have a flower more beautiful than my.
hui
what d joke
hello :)
Bananas
what’s going on is the omegle site down?
Omegle. :3
@ Bobijonny – Actually the Ice Breaker was : “Hello, do you know how much a Polar Bear wighs?” ” NO idea !!” ” Enough to break the ICE” :)
hey I submited one name is Time of my life, I Can’t find it HELP!
fat motha fuking cats now lets start a new conversation
fuk people
I’m very sleppy -,-”
@Yoda
penguins aren’t fat they’re awesome!
cats are evil. i have it on good authority they’re plotting against us
hey
Heey Babes ;)
@penguinlove My cat is evil. He’s 6 feet tall and has red eyes :)
@Yoda
only fat penguins can “brake the ice” :p
@Yoda
Yur moms a penguin ;3
OMFG I love penguins.
WHAT IF IT’S NOT JUST ICE, BUT AN ICEBERG? HUH? LET’S SEE THOSE FAT PENGUIN MOFOS TRYING TO BREAK AN ICEBERG.
Why don’t logs display anything anymore? anyone had that problem?
talk to me, you must. in order to learn more
Hey, what’s up?
heyyy
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hey ?
I LYK BIRDS:)