Weird, Bye
December 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: Aren’t you excited?
Stranger: HEY!
You: i am damn excited
Stranger: What for?
You: !
You: i dk
You: to talk to you!
Stranger: That sounds lovely!
Stranger: What would you like to talk about?
You: i have been waiting
You: i dk what do you want to talk about
Stranger: well… what have you been waiting for?
You: you all my life
You: my little suggie wompkins
Stranger: Oh my… this is moving so fast… can our feelings for eachother be real?
You: as real as the ice in a polititians veins
Stranger: Political joke AND a confession of your love? We’re made for eachother!
Stranger: I’m certain of that!
You: YAY i will always cherish you
Stranger: And I will cherish you right back, my darling!
You: except for when i go to bars on buissnes trips get blacked out drunk and mess around with barstools
You: *snuggle*
Stranger: It happens to the best of us… I could never stay mad at you!
You: nor could i with you
Stranger: It makes me so happy to know that you’re all mine!
You: even if you were a 2 foot tall midget i would still love you like winnie the pooh loves honey
Stranger: You always know what to say to make me fall even more in love with you, if that’s even possible!
You: all yours
You: so when should we get married
You: and were
Stranger: Right now, wherever you are!
Stranger: Let me know, and I will sprout wings and fly to you, my love!
You: ok my dear, do you take me as a un-lawfuly wedded husband?
Stranger: I do. Do you take me as well?
You: i do
Stranger: OH WAIT!
Stranger: HUSBAND!
Stranger: ????
You: what
Stranger: SHIT!
Stranger: I’m a dude.
Stranger: weird
Stranger: bye
You: you arent a chick?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Sam from USA
(80 votes, score: 4.66)
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hi
julia
The ending was weird… obviously, both of them knew that the other person is male, but still…
okkkaaaaay the ending was TOTALLY weird! pahaha