We Do What We Must Because We Can
March 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: This was a triumph
Stranger: I’m making a note here
You: HUGE SUCCESS
You: It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Stranger: APERTURE SCIENCE
Stranger: “we do what we must, because we can”
You: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Stranger: But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
Stranger: and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun. For the people who are
You: STILL ALIVE
Stranger: I’m not even angry
You: I’m being so sincere right now
Stranger: Even though you broke my heart and killed me
You: And tore me to pieces
Stranger: And threw every piece into a fire
You: As they burned, it hurt because…
Stranger: I was so happy for you
You: Now these points of data make a beautiful line
Stranger: And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
You: So I’m GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned
Stranger: For the people who are
You: STILL ALIVE
You: Go ahead and leave me
Stranger: I think i prefer, to stay, inside
You: Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you…
Stranger: Maybe, “Black Mesa”
You: That was a joke, HAHA! Fat chance!
Stranger: Anyway, this cake is great. It’s so delicious and moist.
You: Look at me still talking when there’s science to do
Stranger: When i look out there, I’m glad I’m not you
Stranger: *it makes me GLaD I’m not you
You: I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
Stranger: For the people who are
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: And believe me I am…
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: I’m doing science and I’m
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: I feel fantastic and I’m
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: While you’re dying I’ll be
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: And when you’re dead I’ll be
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: Still alive
You: I love you.
Stranger: You are the greatest person ever
You: :D
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Harris from USA
(47 votes, score: 4.68)
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I love how the stranger corrected himself at the end. I was like “noo! He got it wrong”
haha, you guys are both awesome!
This is amazing. I love portal.