Walrus Spanking 101
September 22nd, 2010
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Stranger: I GET HIGH WITH THE LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS.
You: Right on my brotha.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: Tell you about MYSELF? ok.. Ummmmmmm
You: lets see
You: I often go walrus spanking on the weekends
You: and i polish toasters for a living.
You: How about yourself?
Stranger: omgggg
Stranger: we’re like.. the same person.
Stranger: i do those too!
You: REALLY?!?
You: Where do you commit your acts of walrus spanking?
Stranger: IN MY BATH TUB!!!
You: You have a walrus in your bathtub?! That’s sweet.
Stranger: yes. my mom bought me it for my birthday.
You: You’re mom rocks.
You: My mom just gave me the membership fee for the walrus spankers society.. It was $500 well spent.. They hve 5 different walruses you can spank.
Stranger: omg, you lucky boy!
Stranger: i wish i were you..
You: You should join the Walrus spankers society.. They have a bring your own walrus day.. And you can bring your walrus!
Stranger: oh my gosh i should!
Stranger: where do i sign up?!
You: You go to your local Walrus dealer.. And he should have the sign up sheet there.
Stranger: thanks so much for the help! it’s people like you who make life worth living!
You: And fellow walrus spankers!
Stranger: YAY LIFE!
You: Yay!!! Life is good!
Stranger: it is!
Stranger: lol but really where are you from?
You: USA, you?
Stranger: ahhh me oto
Stranger: too*
You: Awesome!
You: What state are you from?
Stranger: Illinois
Stranger: what about yourself?
You: Minnesota
Stranger: niceeee
You: Yeppppp
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Submitted by Johnny from USA
(27 votes, score: 4.59)
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