Vagabond Johnson

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Vagabond Johnson

February 13th, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Hey

You: What’s up?

Stranger: playing virtual craps.

You: do you have a virtual gambling problem?

You: I’m worried about you Ted

You: Your name is Ted now, by the way

Stranger: it aint a problem if you win, vagabond johnson.

Stranger: which is your new name.

You: Awesome

You: I might go the courthouse tomorrow

You: That’s a pretty badass name

You: lol

Stranger: Indeed it is, Vagabond.

You: Thank you Ted

You: I mean…uhh…Augustus Jamesson

Stranger: now there is a fine name if I ever did see one.

You: Indeed

Stranger: What brings you round these parts, Johnson?

You: Boredom, and you Sir Jamesson

You: You’re a knight too

You: just so you know

You: gotta get brushed up on all your chavalry and weapon arts

Stranger: and youre Colonel Adam “Vagabond” Johnson.

You: chivalry*

Stranger: I am well versed in being a gentleman, you see.

You: As am I, good sir

You: And I tip my hat to your gentlemanliness

Stranger: as I do to you. Reciprocation is a tenant of chivalry.

You: Indeed

Stranger: So, you say, my good man, I have a gambling problem?

Stranger: Indeed, I may do.

You: I merely was concerned, my good fellow

You: I may have spoken a tic too soon

Stranger: But, alas, as the battle can be determined by a stray arrow, my finances can be held through the turn of a friendly card.

Stranger: It is merely a hobby, but I appreciate the concern, my fellow soldier.

You: Ah, and where’s the battle nowadays without the money?

You: Money is the new battlefield, sir

You: Your battle plan is merely that of a risky general

You: and I salute your bravery

You: You some come to the yacht sometime and we shall play poker over a few cubans, and a bottle of 1874 scotch I’ve been saving

You: should. Not some

Stranger: Aye, but bravery does not make the warrior. Skill must be taken into account, and in this case,

Stranger: vagabond johnson outclasses me in the highest calibre.

Stranger: they year, I remember correctly, you won the horn, correct?

You: my gentlemanly pride has been verily increased by your compliment, but I know of your work at the Battle of Las Vegas (1998). I know sir, that I deserve no such acclamation

You: And, yes, quite a good year all in all

Stranger: work? *shudders* there is no glory in gunning down the fleeing. No matter what they say about that day, it was a massacre.

You: Aye, but a masterfully executed massacre, a shame though it may be. Sun Tzu would have been proud, sir, and you are too modest, my good man

You: By chance, are you still in bachelorhood? I may know of a few fine young ladies willing to join us on our yacht outting

You: Hahaha, this is the best fuckin Omegle ever. I must gain some rest for a big merger tomorrow, and I bid you a fond adieu, sir. Look for this conversation on websites.

You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jacob from USA