Unstable Beacon of Knowledge
January 19th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am the beacon of knowledge, you may ask me ONE question…
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I shall ask you…
Stranger: Why does a beacon of knowledge waste their time on Omegle when they could be answering the questions that *need* to be solved, like… 1. Why was Bush not hanged first day in office, 2. Why are you still on Omegle, and 3. Where has all the bacon gone?
You: I’m sorry, but that is 3 questions… please pick one…
Stranger: …
Stranger: What am I supposed to ask?
Stranger: Oh, crap!
Stranger: Can I have that one back?
Stranger: Crap!
Stranger: And that one?
Stranger: Crap!
Stranger: And that one?
Stranger: Crap!
Stranger: And that one?
You: Beacon… cannot take…
Stranger: …
You: *asplodes*
Stranger: o.0
Stranger: Holy crap, I killed him!
Stranger: …
Stranger: So, it’s true…
Stranger: There can be only one…
Stranger: Duh. Duh. DUUUUH!
You: *spirit rises from body*
You: YOU!
Stranger: Me?
You: you! how could you…
You: murderer…
Stranger: I didn’t mean to, I swear!]
You: I’m free!!!
Stranger: Blame Jimmy! JIMMY!!!
Stranger: Oh, wait, what?
Stranger: Uh, free is good, right?
You: No longer answering stupid questions like… How big is my dick?
You: Are you horny?
You: I’m free…
You: Thankyou, stranger!
You: thankyou!!!
Stranger: Does this mean I get free turnips- oh, right, no more stupid questions.
You: *hugs*
Stranger: Well, enjoy freedom!
Stranger: …
You: *asplodes from question*
Stranger: Ewww. There’s ectoplasm everywhere.
Stranger: I. Am. NOT. Cleaning that up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Nathan from Austalia
(46 votes, score: 4.54)
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Hahahahah, this was great! It’s good to know that beacon was finally freed.