Trouble on Sesame Street
November 5th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey there.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: have you seen the cookie monster?
You: Yeah. Heard he moved on to crack.
You: His addictions, man.
Stranger: i know its just terrible
You: Jeeze. He even got clean off the cookies, too.
You: But like, just yesterday me and Big Bird seen him downtown.
You: He’s a mess now.
You: Into the hard stuff.
Stranger: shame really, took alot of help to get him off cookies
Stranger: gonna be harder to get him off crack
You: Oh, for sure. For sure.
Stranger: so how are we gonna help him?
You: Shit man, I dunno. Intervention, maybe?
Stranger: lets do it, when?
You: As soon as possible, really. Bert and Ernie get off work at 5 tomorrow, and the rest of the street has the day off. So like, 6 tomorrow.
Stranger: yeah cool, omg Bert and Ernie are coming?? heard they were in prison!
You: Yeah no, they’re cool now. They just stole some stuff from the liquor store last month. Bernie got a little crazy, you know how it is.
Stranger: ah right good, prison does some strange shit to people
You: It does, it does.
You: Mannn. Don’t even know what to think of the street half the time.
You: We used to be all like family.
You: All about learning.
You: But lately…I dunno.
You: I just, dunno.
Stranger: i know man, its just gone shit since cookie left :(
You: Jeeze, don’t I know.
You: Anyways, really should be headin’ off now.
Stranger: ok mate well ill see you tomorrow at 6 yeah?
You: Yeah, cool. Grover out.
Stranger: peace out
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Grover from Canada
(48 votes, score: 4.65)
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This shit is soooo funny!!!!
Lol wow. Seseame street has gone to the dogs!!