Transformers Was Crap
November 5th, 2010
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Stranger: What is your #1 sexual fantasy that will never come true?
You: sleeping with a moose in a drive in movie while watching transformers on a full moon .
You: yours ?
Stranger: I understand the moose, and the drive-in, and the full moon
Stranger: But transformers?
You: its a good movie.. you cant go wrong .
Stranger: But
Stranger: No
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: Transformers was pretty crappy
You: i see were at a cross road here ..
Stranger: I will not let a fellow human being suffer through that movie
You: will you take the left road which leads to eternal life.. the right road which leads to riches and gold…. oorrrrrrr whats behind curtain number 2 ?
You: choose wisely ….
Stranger: I’M GONNA GO WITH DOOR NUMBER TWO, BOB! :D
Stranger: (or curtain)
You: WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR HIM JOHNNY ?!
You: well bob we have a NEWWWW..
Stranger: 8D
Stranger: please be a goat, please be a goat
You: … *BEEEEEEEEEP*we interupt this program with a brief announcement .. there is a tornado in the area. please be aware.
You: and now back to the show..
Stranger: :o
Stranger: :O
You: GREAT. THANKS JOHNNY.. come back next time to see who wins NEXT weeks prize… A NEW BOAT !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Bobby from USA
(14 votes, score: 4.43)
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