Toxic Mother
March 17th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh hey mom.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you trying to hook up with thirteen year old boys again?
Stranger: I was just baking them cookies!
You: Ugh gross.
Stranger: and showing off my sweet buns
You: This is why i ran away from home!
You: You make me sick!
Stranger: Lighten up. A little sex never killed anyone
You: WITH LITTLE BOYS?!
Stranger: Hmph, your just jealous cause you can’t get any
Stranger: fatty
You: ::cries::
You: I HATE YOU MOM.
Stranger: Come here and cry on Moma’s shoulder. . . If you can reach it past your belly
You: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Aimee from USA
(45 votes, score: 4.58)
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Hmm. I didn’t know the Sororitas had kids.
What a nice mommy