Time Machine
June 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to my shop!
Stranger: what is it that you sell?
You: Ohh i have many things, musical instruments, time machine, swords, and much much more!
You: I sell pretty much everything to be honest.
Stranger: Oooh, I’ll take the time machine! How much?
You: That’ll be 1,000,000,000 dollars.
You: Cash check or credit?
Stranger: Well I’m British so how much is that in pounds?
You: Ahh let me see…
You: One moment please, doing my caclulations
Stranger: Okie dokie
You: That’ll be 691,156,621.32 pounds!
Stranger: Damn it! Can’t I have it for free?
You: Erhm….
You: Well I’m not s’pose to do this but…
You: Sure, here you go!
You: But be careful, don’t go out and kill your grandfather now.
You: We’re still not quite sure how to handle paradoxes.
Stranger: Ah, okay. I’ll try to be careful. Thank you!
You: You’re welcome my friend!
You: Be careful, and i hope to see you again!
Stranger: Thanks again (:
You: No problem.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by James from USA
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