Tidysexual
February 13th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: 19 male England.
Stranger: i want to rape somone
You: That’s nice.
Stranger: do you?
You: Not particularly, no.
Stranger: i maby do it tomorow
You: That’s pretty lazy, man
You: I bet tomorrow you’ll be all “nah I’ll do it next week”
Stranger: i will meet my cousin tomorow
You: And then it’ll just never get done at all
You: Like when you said you’d tidy up the cupboard
Stranger: ?
Stranger: have you never fantasised about it?
You: About a tidy cupboard?
You: Yes, I have.
Stranger: my to
Stranger: thats kinky
You: Then why don’t you tidy the damn thing once in a while?
You: I mean I don’t ask for much.
Stranger: what does it mean tidy a cupboard
You: To take an untidy, dirty cupboard and make it tidy.
Stranger: o yea thats kinky
You: You think?
You: What if I picked up this broom here?
You: Would that turn you on?
Stranger: o yes
Stranger: then what?
You: I’ll rest it neatly against the wall
You: Maybe do some sweeping with it first
Stranger: mmmmm nice
Stranger: then what?
You: I’ll pick up all these shoes and slowly slide then into this shoe drawer
Stranger: you make mi hard
You: I make myself hard.
You: Tidying is so damn sexy.
Stranger: what is it cald when that turn you on
You: Tidysexual.
Stranger: i wonder how many are tidysexual
You: Exactly 404 and a half people.
Stranger: i think you and m
Stranger: mi
You: Actually, it doesn’t turn me on at all. You’re a fucking sick pervert, man.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Mike from USA
(25 votes, score: 4.56)
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