Three Word Story
May 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 3 word story
You: there was a
Stranger: very happy penguin
You: who liked to
Stranger: watch polar bears dance
Stranger: – dance
You: dance because he
Stranger: had a fetish
You: for getting whipped
Stranger: by antarctic explorers
You: then give them
Stranger: a case of snowherpes
You: END OF CHAPTER 1
Stranger: bravo
You: we did good
Stranger: phone the publishers
Stranger: I’m proud of us :)
You: there going to want a sequel
You: so am i
You: :D
Stranger: ok
You: you start
Stranger: the pengin was
You: had alot of
You: Scratch that
You: a anal lover
Stranger: not sex but
You: dirty apes loved
Stranger: to fling him
You: over with their
Stranger: extrordinarily hard, hairy
You: hands which had
Stranger: blisters on them
You: from pulling their
Stranger: toes behind their
You: ears that had
Stranger: been set ablaze
You: by flying turbans
Stranger: of confused muslims
You: who were also
Stranger: secretly cat lovers
Stranger: must go
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Callum from Australia

(33 votes, score: 4.06)