Three Boxes

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Three Boxes

February 17th, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: Stop

You: Don’t speak

You: Just listen

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: I have 3 boxes, labeled 1, 2, and 3 respectively, which do you choose?

Stranger: 2

You: You open the box to find your most precious childhood memory

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: What is it?

Stranger: Learning how to swim.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: You feel as if you are living that memory all over again. Your father is holding you up in the water as your arms and legs splash in an attempt to paddle to the dock. But you hear a noise in the distance, what is it?

Stranger: A dog barking.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: The dog has distracted you father and he lets go of you, leaving you helplessly struggling to surface. You take one final breath as your body slowly falls to the bed of the lake. What do you do next?

Stranger: I close my eyes.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: As you close your eyes, you can picture yourself sitting on the couch enjoying a bowl of Raisin Bran with your Cat sitting next to you and suddenly you are transported to your living room.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: The cat gives you a scorn look as he begins to lap milk from your bowl.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: What is your cat’s name?

Stranger: Mia

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: You never had a cat, it was a figment of your imagination. If you had chosen box 1 you could have seen my tits, but instead you got this….dumbass

You: You feel remorsed

Stranger: Why would I want to see your tits?

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: I have a splendid chest, like that of a Serbian woman. You picture it as you begin to feel the blood rush to your nipples.

Stranger: Your arrogance is repulsing.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: Your are overcome with resentment that you had chosen the wrong box and debate whether or not to end this conversation.

Stranger: I sincerely believe the outcome would have been the same no matter which box I had chosen.

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: You are now entering the first step to recover; denial.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Steven from USA