These Are Not The Droids You Are Looking For
March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello citizen
You: wait, are those the droids I am looking for?
Stranger: Those aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
You: Oh, move along then
Stranger: *Takes out lightsaber*
You: A JEDI
You: *fires weak laser rifle*
Stranger: *Deflects laser*
Stranger: *Cuts off arm*
You: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghhhhhh, why? WHY? I have two kids
You: one of which shows great promise in the imperial academy
You: now I can only teach him stuff that involves one arm
You: you jedi are all the same
Stranger: Yes, dead because of the Empire.
Stranger: *Cuts off other arm*
You: ok, that was just not necessary.. I was already seriously incapacitated
Stranger: You must learn to use the force.
You: I must learn not to bleed to death right now
You: *bleeds to death*
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Storm Trooper from Tatooine
(14 votes, score: 4.14)
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Light sabers cauterize the wounds. I hate it when you guys make stuff up. :)
@Blackbart55
i agree