The Zombie and The Zombie Hunter
December 8th, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: I’m a certified zombie hunter
Stranger: I’m a certified zombie
Stranger: :(
You: no way
Stranger: braaiiins
Stranger: see
You: are you on of the slow ones
Stranger: yea rather slow
You: or the freaky quick ones
Stranger: arms outstretched in front of me
You: o nice
Stranger: yea it’s alright
You: you guys are that hard to take down
You: just an ax and some momentum
You: can mow you guys down for hours
Stranger: yea well i didnt ask for this alright
You: well
You: im risking joining you ranks everyday
Stranger: i am a victim of circumstance
You: i know
You: i do what i can to protecting others from joining you
Stranger: i do what i can to eat brains
Stranger: BUT ALAS
Stranger: I HUNGER
Stranger: FOR BRAINS
Stranger: FARE THEE WELL KIND TRAVELLER
You: i shall find you
You: I SHALL FIND YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: braaaaains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Cameron from USA
(38 votes, score: 4.39)
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“Stranger: i am a victim of circumstance”
bwhahahahahahahahaha xDxD