The Smoked Oysters
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Stranger: Are you in the secret organization of the Smoked Oysters?
You: i am
Stranger: This mission is directed to members only Head B has presented for.
Stranger: Please wait till I get you’re file.
You: if you say so
Stranger: Agent 11, we have a super mission for you
Stranger: Are you ready?
You: ok i’ll wait
Stranger: Are you ready Agent 11 for this mission?
You: yes sir…
Stranger: You will be leaving at 2300 hours on friday
Stranger: You mission is to retrieve a package
Stranger: You will not open this package
Stranger: The enemy is Ganon.
You: got it!
Stranger: Stay away from him and his minions
You: anything else?
Stranger: When you leave on friday, you will travel towards Zora tribe Sheik will meet you there
Stranger: Sheik will then take you to Gerudo, where you will meet up with Tetra
Stranger: Tetra will take you through an underground tunnel system
Stranger: You will thus meet with an Impa
Stranger: Who will have that secret package.
Stranger: You will be asked a password
You: looking forward to it thanks
Stranger: The word will be
Stranger: BABYEATER I AM.
Stranger: You will then take this package
Stranger: and go south
Stranger: You will meet this boy
Stranger: Around 6 foot on his transportation
Stranger: He has a very busty sword
Stranger: You will show him this package
You: then what
Stranger: He will give you a piece of paper.
Stranger: Do not read this paper, Head B will know if you have or not.
You: i won’t
Stranger: Once you take the paper, he will let you borrow his chocobo
Stranger: You will head west toward Midgard.
Stranger: Also known as Ganon’s land.
Stranger: Ganon has many creatures under his wings that will try and stop you
Stranger: We have given you a replica of the Master Sword.
Stranger: With this sword you may kill almost everything in your way.
Stranger: Be warned if you happened to bump into the deadly Horntail
Stranger: You will need a fleat of 25 to help you defeat him.
Stranger: But if you bump into Pink Bean, you are surely dead.
Stranger: Once you pass Midgard
Stranger: You will go straight for Deku.
Stranger: Good luck with your mission Agent 11.
You: ok i’m off to fulfill my mission
Stranger: This messages will self destruction in…
Stranger: *computer explodes*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Iulia from Romania