The Robbery
August 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!
Stranger: Heyy
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: thats not good.
You: EMPTY THE REGISTER!
Stranger: No!
Stranger: im calling the cops!
You: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
You: *takes pistol out of pocket*
Stranger: Ok ok.
Stranger: you can have it
You: *points at your forehead*
You: GO ON!
Stranger: *gives you all the money*
Stranger: every last penny
You: *puts in bag*
Stranger: hides under counter
You: Thank you :)
You: Have a nice day.
Stranger: Oh no worries man!
Stranger: anytime
You: But seriously.
You: *Shoots you in the forehead*
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: *makes a sick fall to the floor, hitting the register with her head on the way down*
You: Hahahaha!
You: *takes wallet*
Stranger: damn.
im not having a good day.
im not having a good day.
You: Sorry ma’am. Need the cash to pay for a blender.
You: *pees on cash register*
Stranger: couldnt you have just taken the blender?
You: I could of. But I di….. HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING?
Stranger: *silence.*
You: Good….
You: *knocks items off of shelves*
You: TALK AGAIN! I’M LONELY!
Stranger: come on man.
your really disrespecting the store.
your really disrespecting the store.
You: I’m sorry. *kisses items and places them on shelves*
You: BETTER?
Stranger: *im dead, cant talk.*
You: Oh sorry. *throws cash on your face*
You: HA
Stranger: .
You: ****!!!! THE COPS ARE HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Stranger: *im dead, i dont know*
You: Well, have a goodnight dead lady.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Mikey W. from USA
(30 votes, score: 4.43)
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