The Return of The Horny Cookie Monster
November 17th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: 18, f, florida
Stranger: horny ?
You: yeh
Stranger: wanna cyber ?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u start
You: I’m dancing in the starlight
Stranger: yeah
You: And i see you..
You: i walk towards you
Stranger: yeah
You: and say, hi princess, i’m cooki monster, do you have any COOKIEEEES????
You: cookie*
Stranger: what ?
You: and say, hi princess, i’m cookie monster, do you have any COOKIEEEES????
You: what do you do?
Stranger: come on babe
Stranger: im asking you if you wanna comw with me
You: i say okay, and you take my furry hand
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: now we are at my appartment
Stranger: and you take off your shirt
You: and we go a out in the kitchen
You: and begins to search for cookies
You: cookie, cookie where are you?
Stranger: are you high ?
You: no i’m COOKIEMONSTER!!
You: AARGHH COOKIE COOKIE!!!!
Stranger: fuck u
You: come on, what kind of cookies do you have
You: i prefer CHOCOLATE COOKIES!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Christian from Denmark
(247 votes, score: 4.60)
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Wow,if this was me you were talking to i would actually play along. Still, this is funny as fuck, the most original so far.
Wtf. Haha, hysterical.
‘You: i say okay, and you take my furry hand
Stranger: yeah ‘
Phaha xD
this wins. its so funny XD
hilaaarious. if this is how you chat all the time i wish one day i’ll get connected w/ you.
haha, this is sooo fricken funny, hahaha
I love this one (:
Haha wonderful. I want to try that now.xD
Haha, this is awesome! I love people w/ an imgination like mine! Once I had an omegle talk about steak and being fish.. It was wicked. (:
HAHAHAHA. this is the best thing in the world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Funniest conversation ever. I would play along, but I think it is funnier this way XD