The Pickle Thief
November 6th, 2010
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Stranger: PICKLE THIEF
You: OMG!!
You: where where?
Stranger: BEHIND YOU IN THE BUSHES!
You: HOLY SHIT!!
You: why is in a gerkin outfit?
Stranger: the pickle thief is so odd…..that is why we must capture him and study him!
You: what should i do?? help me !
Stranger: first you need a paper clip, an elastic band, and a thumbscrew. that should enable you to make a mini laser gun. but becareful! you only get ONE shot with this!
You: YES! Got him!!
Stranger: Awesome!
You: right in the sack!
Stranger: no mercy!
You: what should i do now?
Stranger: now we must drag him back to base and torture him till he tell us what he did with all those pickles
You: ok ive binded hims hands and feet together and he is in my basement
Stranger: wicked
Stranger: now let us retire to the living room with some hot cocoa
You: damn, i only have green tea
Stranger: we shall have green tea in the living room and talk of cabbages and kings
You: my dog is related to the queen of englands dog
Stranger: royalty! -bows-
You: * waves hand like queen does*
Stranger: you are full of win, and i applaud you for playing along
You: anytime my friend
Stranger: until next time! beware those who sneeze into hankerchiefs!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Sam from New Zealand
(20 votes, score: 3.85)
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