The Omegle Civil War
November 16th, 2010
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you one of them or one of us?
You: I’m sorry, sir but I do not understand the qestion.
Stranger: MAKE UP YOUR MIND FOOL!
Stranger: THE OMEGLE CIVIL WAR IS COMING
Stranger: its us vs them
You: Well… To make up my mind, are ‘them’ the trolls?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: they are the chinese and koreans
Stranger: we are everyone else
Stranger: are you one of us?
You: Um… Yeah…
Stranger: when someone says he/she is from china/korea simply tell them to fuck off and disconnect
You: What is the meaning of this?
Stranger: making them feel unwanted
You: But… What if there’s a hot chinese/korean?
Stranger: are you demented? every female chinese/korean is actually a man
Stranger: on omegle
You: Well… Uh… True… There are no girls on teh internetz.
Stranger: correct
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Treo Pro from USA.
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The chinese and koreans??? What a stupid idea is that? Those people are the best conversation partners on omegle! Seriously, they hardly ever randomly disconnect, unlike most of the others. If you make a war, make it those “asl” askers against everybody else! That’d be awesome!