Omegle Conversations

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: um.

You: no.

You: wait

Stranger: no

You: does having sex with an animal count?

Stranger: i think it does

Stranger: :P

You: oh

You: well in that case, yes

You: many a time

Stranger: with which animal did you have?

Stranger: your pet?

You: animals*

You: ducks

Stranger: ??

You: otters ;)

You: the occasional squirrel.

Stranger: you m/f??

Stranger: how can you have sex with a squirrel??

Stranger: :O

You: think about it.

You: try it.

You: you’ll like it ;)

Stranger: ??

Stranger: is it even possible?

You: don’t tell me you’ve never thought of that..

You: the wet dreams

You: ;)

You: all nutty.

Stranger: never thought of having it with a squirrel

Stranger: so you m or f?

You: oh

You: well that’s just fucking weird man.

You have disconnected.