The Muffin Bandit
March 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m the muffin bandit.
Stranger: Oh noes! D:
You: Are you the muffin man? Because I have come to take your muffins!
Stranger: -hides muffins- Mine. Not yours. >_>
You: Mwuahahahahaha! You cannot hide the muffins from me! My ultre-superior-not-yet-in-existence technology is better than a basset hound’s nose!
Stranger: NUUU
Stranger: …..-eats all of the muffins-
Stranger: HA
You: Yes! They will be mine! *grins evilly and rips open your stomach* MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: x.X
You: *reaches hand in and removes soggy blood muffins from the cavity of the torso*
You: *holds them up in the air* Mwuahahahahaha!
Stranger: I like you. Even though you just ripped my stomach open. :T
You: No one can defy the muffin bandit!
You: The muffin bandit pauses………
You: What? No one has ever said that to me before?
Stranger: Really? o_0 Dang, what a miserable life the muffin bandit must lead :s
You: *the muffin bandit leans down to tenderly kiss the victim as dramatic music plays*
Stranger: WHOASNAP buddy I didn’t mean it like that x_X
You: *the muffin bandit is angered* I thought you understood me!!!!!!
You: No!!!!!!
Stranger: o_o; er
You: Now I must kill you and eat all your muffins!
Stranger: Aw, man
You: The blood adds extra flavor too!
Stranger: Salty! :D
You: *nom nom nom*
You: *licks lips*
You: Mmmmm…..soggy blood mufins!
You: Now, your time has come!
You: *stabs victim with a knife shaped like a muffin*
Stranger: owwwww DX
You: *the curtain falls*
You: *the curtain reopens and the actors come out to bow*
You: *bows to audience*
Stranger: -bows also-
You: *the curtains close once more and the audience leaves, the play is over*
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Erin from USA
(11 votes, score: 4.27)
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well that was just scary D: