The Most Noble Cause
March 1st, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello, Jesus Christ here. Me, Buddha and Allah are trying to get a card game going. You in?
Stranger: sure Moses is gettin in!
You: No, fuck you Moses. You and your cheating ways.
Stranger: What did I do?
Stranger: We used to hang out what happened?
You: Last time I saw you you were in the bath tub parting the water. Kinda creeped me out dude.
Stranger: I never have done that!!!
Stranger: You might be talking about my brother Aaronn
You: Look dude. I’m JC. I’m omniscient. I don’t know who you are trying to fool.
Stranger: I’m not trying to trick you! It really wasn’t me!!! Aaronn looks very like me!! Read my mind! You’ll find it wasn’t me!!
You: Fuck. You weren’t kidding. I really gotta lay off the peyote. That is really fucking up my shit. Last time I went on a bender I start a war in the Faulkland Islands.
Stranger: I know last time I went on a bender I accidently flodded Katrina
You: Yeah, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. I realize that black people aren’t the chosen people but you cant just go around drowning them and wrecking their shit. You are supposed to consult me before that shit. I feel like we don’t communicate like we used to .
Stranger: You know I’m black too right and so are you? I was drunk and angry so I flodded New Orleans so maybe those dumb white girls would stop flashing people for beads! Damn Whores!!!
You: Those whores are Saints. I created them for the enjoyment of drunken frat boys and I think I did a damn fine job. You are getting close to insubordination Moses. Watch your damn tongue.
Stranger: how are they Saints? They just fuck guys and Run around doing dumb ass stuff!!! Saints are people who give their lives for a just cause and help people!!
You: Showing drunken frat boys titties is the most noble cause of all. They are the future leaders of this world. Those titties help shape the world we live in. They are the reason people keep going. Those titties are my masterpiece and they DEMAND respect. One more outburst from you and you are gonna be working in a walmart parting shopping carts.
Stranger: What are you talking about?? Frat Boys are not the leader of the world!! Frat boys don’t amount to much and usually become fast food workers and don’t affect the world! The real leaders are the smart kids who pay attention in class and get picked on!! Nerds are the leaders of the worlds and they affect every part of the people’s lives!! Bill gates Stan Lee Robert Downey Jr, Myamoto, and more!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jason from Canada
(17 votes, score: 4.06)
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