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The Milkman Conspiracy

February 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Who are you?
Stranger: i’m Korean
You: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!
You: My employer has commissioned me to deliver this milk, to whitewash what went on here. I cannot rest until I have made my final delivery.
You: Do you like milk?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: coffee milk
You: Do you work in the sewers?
Stranger: i like coffee milk
Stranger: yes
You: Good
You: Gross! That is a terrible job! I would never let you date my daughter.
Stranger: ……..!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: T^T
Stranger: Is mean
You: I am the Milkman.
You: My milk is delicious.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by The Milkman from Boyds Mind

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  1. Dan
    February 28th, 2010 at 14:12 | #1

    Psychonauts FTW!!!!

  2. Wik
    February 28th, 2010 at 15:05 | #2

    Dan :

    Psychonauts FTW!!!!

    People who get the milkman reference are awesome :)

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