The Fortune Teller
August 24th, 2009
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: if you disconnect you will find the woman of your dreams today
Stranger: are you a fortune teller?
You: yes
Stranger: can you tell me my fortune?
You: sure
You: ask me a question and I shall answer thee
Stranger: how are things going to go this semester for me?
You: you will discover that you find great joy in keeping birds up to the point of other people looking at you funny
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i’ve sensed something like this deep down in my loins
Stranger: what about with the ladies?
You: the loins never lie
Stranger: how will i do?
You: you will attempt to impregnate several female cockatoos
Stranger: of course
Stranger: business as usual
You: is there anything else you wish to know about your future, it is crystal clear for me now
Stranger: will my wiener get any larger?
You: it will grow inwards
Stranger: shit
You: sorry
Stranger: it’s okay, you’re just the messenger
Stranger: alright
Stranger: time to go
Stranger: thank you for your wisdom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Arak from Greece
(30 votes, score: 4.30)
Loading ...