The Event Horizon
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how’s life?
You: what life
You: i have none
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: well how’s your existence then
You: it’s sucked up in a black sole
Stranger: oh, sounds kinda bad
Stranger: you must not have hit the event horizon if youre still talking ot me
You: i am too dumb to understand this statement
Stranger: dude, you need to go masturbate or something
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Blake from USA