The Epic Story of The Birth of The Mysterious Saltmen
March 2nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi :) looking for a girl for camsex fun. ( not being rude just cutting the bullshit)
You: I would like to have some camsex, but it has to be traumatic.. not fun
Stranger: really
You: like you telling me I will never amount to anything
Stranger: I promise you
You: and telling me that my sister is so much better then me
Stranger: this will ne different
You: while I cry
You: cry rivers of blood
You: and then I cut myself
You: and the blood and tears mix
You: and then I drink it
Stranger: then what
Stranger: ok let me drink it too
You: yes
You: NOW WE BECAME SUPERHEROES OF THE NIGHT
You: FIGHTING CRIME AND LIVING IN PLACES OF SECRECY
You: THEY SHALL CALL US, THE SALTMEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Dr X from France

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