The Conversation
December 6th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: *witty comment
You: *wittier comment
Stranger: *insulting retort
You: *overly defensive accusation
Stranger: *statement refuting the accusation, with comment on opposing parties mother
You: *reveals mother is dead, attacks sexuality
Stranger: *defends sexuality, and attacks with a comment likening opposing party to glenn beck
You: *defends glenn beck comments on size of reproductive organ
Stranger: *makes statement on minimal size of opposing paries reproductive organ, and implies that reproductive organ is used in an improper way on a poece of furnitture
You: *laughs off comment with a feigned indifference
Stranger: *smirks with knowledge of bluffed indifference
You: *mocks opposing parties spelling error and by extension their intelligence
Stranger: *defends intelligence with offhand statement that everyone makes mistakes, and points out opposing parties insecurities
You: *whines about lack of fatherly approval
Stranger: *comforts with tale of absuvive parents
Stranger: *while insinuating that your not good enough for your father
You: *insults own father’s alcoholism and curls into fetal position
Stranger: *laughs triumphantly, and offers a cold one
You: *accepts cold one and drafts a peace treaty
Stranger: *signs peace treaty and walks into the sunset, cloak epicly flowing
You: *summons a hawk, circle fade out
Stranger: thus ended the most epic and productive conversation on omegle
You: amen
You have disconnected.
Submitted by ED from USA
(271 votes, score: 4.81)
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I just love it when two like these match together :)
Heyy
I love the band Elbow! Listen to them!youtube-leaders of the free world. just for the music though.
Omg thats awesome. :P
‘*signs peace treaty and walks into the sunset, cloak epicly flowing’
Epic. Win
Ya’ll are being mean. Hey:)
uh ok
the BEST conversation i have EVER seen!!!
a truely spectacular moment :’)
beautiful.
i just farted
@ghgfjkagfk
oh my god
i just farted, then i read your comment, then i farted again.
it’s a christmas miracle!
HAHAH thats awesome. Good job to you people whomever you may be!
@Boris
OMG i farted, read the first guys comment, then read your comment, then sharted!
what is this?
@olive
a center for ants???
@W.Krall
It needs to be, at LEAST, three times bigger!
OMG I just sharted, read that guys comment, and sharted again. Then I actully farted, read the other guys comment, and farted again, except it tricked me, and was indeed a shart.
@Swann
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?