The Bomb Technician
June 3rd, 2009
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH SHIT.
Stranger: ?
You: THERE’S A BOMB ON MY COMPUTER.
Stranger: ok
You: QUICK.
You: WHICH WIRE DO I CUT?
Stranger: the red one
You: Doesn’t that one usually set it off?
Stranger: …in movies…
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but in reality
Stranger: no
You: I’ll try all of them at once.
Stranger: ok
You: ONE OF THEM HAS TO BE THE GROUND.
You: I HAVE TO SAVE MY CAT FROM BLOWING UP.
You: ….
You: Holy shit. It worked.
Stranger: ……..
You: A WINNAR IS ME!
You: :D
Stranger: ok…
You: Thanks for your advice.
You: YOu can have all my money.
Stranger: ok
You: sdrhghkzsdfghgfulk
Stranger: ok, American?
You: Yes
Stranger: ok
You: I work for GE
Stranger: what is GE?
You: General Motors
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well I’m going to a party
Stranger: nowish
You: Alright.
Stranger: so… if this conversation is going to nowhere
Stranger: I think I’ll just take off
You: No, it could go somewhere.
You: Take it with you.
Stranger: where?
You: In your heart.
You: It will be with you always.
You: Goodbye, stranger.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Angrybassman from USA
(48 votes, score: 4.17)
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