The Anti-troller
December 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi, N Korea here
You: Wow, impressive
Stranger: I get that a lot
You: Who knew the only North Korean with an internet connection would be on Omegle
Stranger: Well
Stranger: It’s after hours and I’m the technician for the web filters
Stranger: So I’m kinda bored
You: I can’t tell if you’re joking or if you’re that stupid
Stranger: What d’you mean?
Stranger: I can’t think of any other web thing to do
You: I mean do you genuinly believe North Korea has internet access?
Stranger: I’m talking to you from there
You: Not just access, but access so wide spread that they actually have a great firewall, like China
Stranger: Hey, I’m the government guy that manages the access
You: What access?
Stranger: I know what I have
You: They don’t have internet, you’re not getting it
You: There is no internet in North Korea
You: They barely have enough food to go around
Stranger: But our great Leader provides us with plenty of food
Stranger: We have no need for Western extravagance
You: Who is the great leader?
Stranger: Kim Jong Il of course, who else?
You: Incorrect
You: Kim Jong Il is the Dear Leader
You: Kim Il-sung, his father, is the Great Leader
You: And you had to google Kim Jong Il to spell it properly
You: Needless to say, I’m not convinced
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: I can’t believe this
Stranger: You’re actually on Omegle to tear apart people’s harmless trolls by verifying every fact
Stranger: That’s kind of sad :’(
You: It brings me sick pleasures
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Sam from UK
(130 votes, score: 4.80)
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I like you, Sam :)
Lol! that was perfect.
haha, you made the troll tear up. Never heard of that before
Towards the end of this I started hearing Wagner in my head.
lol :D
Haha!:)
“It brings me sick pleasures.”-The sickest line I’ve heard:)
I’m so going to use that!