Teaching Internet Manners
March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you girl with msn to chat?
You: You have much to learn my friend.
You: Do not rush these things.
Stranger: like?
Stranger: ok..
You: First off, with an opening line like that you will scare of many.
You: Start somewhat slow.
Stranger: k..
You: You need patience.
You: Start off with something like…
You: “Hey how are ya?”
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: are you boy or girl?
You: It’s generic, but in all good time.
You: Stay away from gender direct questions like that.
You: After the greeting small talk.
You: Ask for a name.
Stranger: ok..then
You: That way you can assess the sex and ethnicity.
You: Then talk about their interest in the internet.
You: MSN just ‘happens’ to come up.
You: Some small talk.
You: And then you just suggest MSN, like “Hey, you said you have MSN, right? Ya wanna go to that?”
Stranger: is this experience..
Stranger: or what is you expect ..
You: If yes, then Congrats! If no, then continue small talk until she finally agrees.
You: I took my in-person experience and just set the scenario up with your specifications.
Stranger: k
Stranger: thanks..for this..let me try with some one other
You: Good luck, friend.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by String from USA
(75 votes, score: 4.56)
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You can’t have a conversation on omegle by starting like “Hey, how are you?”. It never works. You can try saying random things, using smart starters, even randomly insulting people works, but trying to start it normally only gets you disconnects.