Tea Party
March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let’s just sit here in silence and enjoy each others company.
You: you smell terrific.
Stranger: I agree
Stranger: I like your hair
You: thank you
You: where did you get that fine top hat?
Stranger: it was my grandpas
You: how charming.
You: this watch also belonged to your grandpa.
You: he gave it to me in quebec one summer.
You: may i have a slice of that cake?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: would you like some coffee as well?
You: i’d love some.
You: this garden is such a nice place to sit.
Stranger: yes, grandma is buried right over there
You: oh my!
You: is that difficult for you?
Stranger: nope, I just hope no one finds out that I killed her
You: well, your secret is safe with me, you know.
Stranger: of course, or I would have to kill you too! :)
You: oh, ha ha ha! you silly thing.
You: will you kindly slay that dragon who is eyeing my cake?
You: i would, but i haven’t my sword.
Stranger: Hubert!!! stop it!
You: wow. he is very well-trained.
You: he stopped immediately.
You: so what shall we do today?
Stranger: hmm, there is a liquor store I’ve been meaning to rob
You: delightful!
You: for the money or the booze?
Stranger: both I believe
You: grand! count me in.
You: do you have any weapons, my friend?
Stranger: nope, just my knuckles
You: and what fierce knuckles they seem to be.
You: hey! maybe Hubert will help us. he can be our getaway car.
Stranger: grand idea
You: all right. we shall climb aboard his scaly back and fly at once to the liquor store.
You: here we are!
Stranger: ok, I’ll stay out with Hubert, go get the money
You: but i need your knuckles! mine arent half as fierce.
You: well i guess i can try. i’ll brb. what kind of liquor do you want?
Stranger: any kind
You: all right.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Natalie from USA
(21 votes, score: 4.38)
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I say. What a truly spiffing exchange of words!