Taste The Rainbow
February 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: I WANT A PNY
Stranger: PONY*
You: me tooooo
Stranger: a pink one.
You: id like a green one
Stranger: With sparkles
You: duh it makes the pony look even more fabulous than before!
Stranger: I know! I would only feed my pony rainbows, so it could poop skittles
You: thats the best idea ive ever heard
You: i would so buy some of those skittles
Stranger: I would sell you some. Taste the rainbow.
You: we should market this
Stranger: yes, we should.
Stranger: we start at .50 cents a pop, and work our way to the top in china, and then we can cover the middle east and soon enough we can make it in the state
Stranger: s
You: yes!!!!! sounds like we got it in the bag
You: now all we have to do is find some edible rainbows
You: would funfetti cake work?
Stranger: I know some leppys down the road that can lend me some. Hows dat sound?
You: wtf is a leppy?
Stranger: leprechaun, duh?
You: oh ahahha yeah that may work
Stranger: obvs you don’t know the lingo. Im dropping you as a partner in this deal.
You: no way jose! im half part of the deal
Stranger: to bad, we’re done. I gots 17 kids to feed, and i need a partner that can talk the talk.
You: well i can take the plan myself and sell it off right now and get a patent and you will be done!
Stranger: Well den im callen me some bounty huners
You: oh shit they found me already!
Stranger: RUN FOREST RUN!
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Meg from USA
(8 votes, score: 3.50)
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