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Talk Dirty to Me

February 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna talk dirty
Stranger: anybody there
You: mud
You: dirt
You: worms
You: lice
You: scabs
You: herpes
Stranger: i am 18 m from us
Stranger: and having an 18 inch dick
You: lies
Stranger: r u an m or f
You: f
Stranger: from???
Stranger: so wanna talk dirty
You: I thought we were…
You: grass stains
You: blood
Stranger: okies
You: mucus
Stranger: r u an virgin
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: yes
You: I knew it!
Stranger: want to et some boobs
Stranger: give me milk
You: I want YOU to take an English class.
You: Sorry, You can’t do that unless you’re lactating.
You: Only happens after you’ve had a baby.
You: Maybe you should take a Science class as well
Stranger: u have milk beech
You: I’m lactose intolerant.
Stranger: okok
Stranger: give me ur email id
You: Why in the universe would I do that?
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Teeee from USA

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  1. :D
    March 31st, 2010 at 03:19 | #1

    hahas!

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