Talk Dirty to Me
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna talk dirty
Stranger: anybody there
Stranger: i am 18 m from us
Stranger: and having an 18 inch dick
Stranger: r u an m or f
Stranger: so wanna talk dirty
You: I thought we were…
You: grass stains
Stranger: r u an virgin
You: are you a robot?
You: I knew it!
Stranger: want to et some boobs
Stranger: give me milk
You: I want YOU to take an English class.
You: Sorry, You can’t do that unless you’re lactating.
You: Only happens after you’ve had a baby.
You: Maybe you should take a Science class as well
Stranger: u have milk beech
You: I’m lactose intolerant.
Stranger: give me ur email id
You: Why in the universe would I do that?
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Teeee from USA