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Lol Indeed

October 29th, 2009
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey.
You: hi
Stranger: Looking for a dominant/bossy/controlling woman. I have yahoo/msn/skype. i’m male , 18.
You: L O L
You: whats wrong with your mum?
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Zorn from New Zealand

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (72 votes, score: 4.40)
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Just Make Them Go Away

October 29th, 2009
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: oh fuck, not another one of you idiots.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Justyn from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (49 votes, score: 3.73)
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How To Make Perverts Disconnect on Omegle

October 29th, 2009
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello there
Stranger: asl ?
You: may I interest you in some gay bondage cybersex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Kala from Norway

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (31 votes, score: 3.94)
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Omegle is For Perverts

September 7th, 2009
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Omegle is for perverts, if youre here for any other reason than to have cyber-sex with a STRANGER youre wasting your time
Stranger: are you?
You: I guess I’m wasting my time
Stranger: and mine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Tim from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (38 votes, score: 4.13)
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If You Disconnect, You Are a Pervert

August 30th, 2009
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i’m a male, if you disconnect, you are a pervert
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Thomas Berends from Netherlands

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (37 votes, score: 4.38)
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