February 19th, 2010
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Stranger: hi :D
Stranger: m as in male
You: what are you, gay?
Stranger: no wy?
You: cuz you used an emoticon
You: and its gay
You: its ok
Stranger: not really
You: in this day and age you should not be ashamed of being homosexual
Stranger: its an emoticon for like general use
You: in fact, you guys will probably be able to get married pretty soon
You: general use in the gay community
Stranger: seriously im not gay, lol
You: wtf? does that stand for “want to fornicate?”
You: because i don’t
You: but alright
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: it stands for
You: if you’re not gay tho, i believe you
Stranger: althought u knew that its what the fuckand ur just trying to wind me up.
You: i didn’t but ok
You: want to fornicate?
Stranger: actually not right now/
You: but you would
Stranger: lol r u ok?
You: cuz you’re gay!!!
You: i knew it!!!!!!!
You: should i be a comic for a living?
You: i’m thinking that would be my material
Stranger: dont quit your day job
You: i pretty much jus call everyone in the audience gay
You: but… i don’t have a day job
Stranger: dont start a comedy job then
Stranger: coz gay isnt a joke
You: that sounds like something a gay would say
You: i told you its funny
Stranger: is it?
You: did you vote for obama?
Stranger: ive heard funier things
Stranger: im not american
You: this is awkward
You: so do you get a lot of abuse since you’re gay outside of the U.S?
Stranger: do you get a lot of abuse since you’re so annoying?
You: ouch man
You: that hurts
You: im just trying to make friends on here
Stranger: being homophobic won’t get u far
You: i’m not trying to make friends with gays
Stranger: how are u gnna get a straight friend if you call everyone who uses an emoticon gay? lol
Stranger: coz almost everyone uses them
You: because only gays use emoticons
You: girls and gays
You: the two g’s
You: three if you count gold
Stranger: how old r u out of interest?
You: and yourself?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: is somethig wrong?
You: i’ve just never met someone so young that had the courage to come out
You: congratulations man
Stranger: see this is what i mean
You: do your friends know you’re gay?
Stranger: do pigs fly?
Stranger: as in im not
You: you’re not a flying pig?
Stranger: im not gay either
Stranger: uve got a weird way of making friends
You: do i?
You: or have you just been distracted while i’ve been making friends with your subconcious
You: and now you can’t get me out of your head
Stranger: i dont even know you
You: and thats what scares you about it
You: you feel like you know me after such a short amount of time
Stranger: all i feel is that you’re too steriotypical
You: how so?
Stranger: because you are 19
Stranger: seriously havent u realised?
Stranger: by saying that all gays use emoticons, you are being steriotypical. well done youve learned sokmething new
You: but how do i know that later in life you won’t turn gay’
You: and then i’ll be right
You: and then everyone will see
Stranger: you cant turn gau
You: you would know, wouldn’t you?
Stranger: blame scientists
You: so you have a thing for scientists?
Stranger: thats another bad thing about you.
Stranger: you seem to twist coments into your narrow minded favour.
Stranger: just saying/
You: k love you
Stranger: k hate u too
Stranger: piss off
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Submitted by Josh from USA