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Dirty Dishes

April 8th, 2010
4 comments
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Talk dirty to me bitch
You: ok
You: i have dirty dishes
You: they’re so gross
Stranger: yeah keep going
You: i think theres some mold in this cup
Stranger: oh my good
You: i wash it with Dawn dish detergent
Stranger: don’t stop
You: but it wont come off
Stranger: yes yes YES
You: oh wow i scrub and scrub
Stranger: KEEP GOING
You: it gets so soapy and wet
You: i take the hose and put it on high
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: i spray really hard but still nothing
Stranger: IMMA CUM IMMA CUM, keep goin!
You: i finally take my finger with the sponge and scratch at it
You: and here it comes
Stranger: “and I jizz in my pants…”
You: its clean
Stranger: Classic, nice job.
Stranger: I applaud.
You: your welcome
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jeff from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (118 votes, score: 4.66)
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I Have a Hot Dick

January 16th, 2010
6 comments
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: greetings earthling
Stranger: hey, I am a horny Japanese, i have a hot dick, can we cam?
You: oh wow i love to
You: arigato!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you a lady?
You: but arent japanese dicks really tiny?
Stranger: mine is huge
You: like my fingernail longer than jap dicks
Stranger: 8inches when it is hard
You: how huge, sir?
You: hmmm
You: i consider
Stranger: i can show you if you dun believe it
Stranger: in cam now
You: yes but wait
You: you like saggy teets?
Stranger: yes
You: i am very horny woman too
You: with saggy teeteets
Stranger: it is okay
You: can you put your penis in miso soup for me?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if you are really a lady
You: i am 80/F/Afghanistan baby
You: you lika?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i am fine with that
Stranger: do you have any IM?
You: but i bet my penis is longer than yours
You: you see, i was a guy once
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Joel from Singapore

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (82 votes, score: 4.48)
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Cookie Monster

October 29th, 2009
1 comment
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Wanna Cyber?
Stranger: (;
You: ok
You: i’ll be the princess
You: you be cookie monster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ryan from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (62 votes, score: 4.50)
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How To Make Perverts Disconnect on Omegle

October 29th, 2009
2 comments
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello there
Stranger: asl ?
You: may I interest you in some gay bondage cybersex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Kala from Norway

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (48 votes, score: 3.98)
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