Stephen Hawking
March 14th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: HEY!
You: how’s rocking stephen hawking?
Stranger: how are you
You: GOOD!
Stranger: he’s crippled.
You: dude
You: that’s not cool
Stranger: he is though
You: don’t make fun of crippled people
Stranger: it’s not making fun
You: What!
Stranger: it’s stating a fact
You: is this true?
Stranger: yep
You: : )
You: Thank you
Stranger: you are welcome
You: YES!
Stranger: what the hell is going on here
You: I needed some assistance
You: With stephen hawking
You: you helped me
You: It was glorious
Stranger: right.
Stranger: read ‘universe in a nutshell’
Stranger: it’ll blow your mind
You: O no
You: My mind is already blown
You: With things not from “U i a N”
You: What do you believe stranger?
Stranger: about what
You: What do you believe?
You: Belief
Stranger: religious?
You: is a thing believed
You: Why is belief immediately associated with religion?
You: Do you not believe in gravity?
Stranger: that was my first question. you asked me what I believe. I asked ‘about what’. be more precise.
Stranger: gravity is not something you can choose to believe in.
You: Hmm?
You: Of course it is
You: I could not believe in gravity.
You: I might not be right
You: but I could
You: Have you seen shutter island?
Stranger: I have not.
You: The mind can believe what is wants to
You: See it
You: !
You: It was AMAZING
You: for scorsesea
You: 4.5/5
Stranger: I will disconnect now, for I BELIEVE you are mentally insane.
Stranger: talk to you never.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ben from USA
(11 votes, score: 3.36)
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